Neptune/Hyper Dimension/Quotes

The following page contains Hyper Dimension Neptune's quotes for each game she appears in.

Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2

General

• "You can't be more popular than me. I'm the main character of this franchise and stuff!"
• "I think I've got a little more spring in my step or whatever, but not much."
• "'Kay, I'm gonna go stir up some crazy trouble, but once everything gets back to normal-bormal, let's relax with Nep Jr."
• "Actually, I heard this game is supposed to come with some cool bonus items."
• "Et tu, Compa?! Blah, fine! You're both big dumburgers!"
• "I'm gonna use my CPU authority to get a life-size figure of me manufactured. My boobies'll increase by 20 percent!"
• "nepgear needs to get me my cookies lol" (From Chirper)
• "Listen up, my amazing little sister. I came up with an awesome strategy. We can totally get all the shares of Planeptune back with this. No, all of Gamindustri's shares!"
• "Whoa there, kiddo. Don't get shy. All CPUs must be able to sing and dance. It's like a requirement or whatever."
• "Most def, my gyrating sibling. Now, for the moment of truth!"
• "Oh, so you're old enough to ask that. Are you starting to realize the crazy importance of being a CPU and stuff?"

Purple Heart

• "Those fools claimed my human form was too short to ride an attraction. This caused me to become angry."

Battle

Human

• "An ambush? Guard your goods, ladies!" (Surprise Attack)
• "That's no fair!" (Surprise Attack)
• "Yah!" (Attacking)
• "Waa-tah!" (Attacking)
• "Hey!" (Attacking)
• "I'll slice ya in two!" (Attacking)
• "Skull crusher!" (Attacking)
• "Ouch!" (Damaged)
• "Jerk!" (Damaged)
• "Easy peasy!" (Enemy defeated)
• "Buh-bye." (Enemy defeated)

Level Up

Human

• "Yay! level up!"
• "Da da dadaaa daa daa da dadaaaa!" (Final Fantasy victory theme)
• "I'll get stronger and stronger!"

Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory

General

• "Ohh, that's right, we haven't met her normal form yet. Ugh, this is annoyingly complex..."
• "Well, they do say that some forms of comedy rely on pumping one gag over and over."
• "Our comedy's stupid?! Meanie! We were all throwing away our shame and pride to get a guffaw!"
• "Yikes, we spaced out and now things have gotten pretty spicy up in here! Wanna stop 'em, Plutie?"
• "Umm, well, it's primetime TV, so maybe showing Sadie off to the world isn't wise... It could scar the kiddies for life, and we'll get complains from the PTA or MPAA or whatever."
• "Besides, it'd be pretty sad times for Blanc if we throw that version of Plutie to her."
• "Crappers, she changed. Fine... Whatever happens next ain't no fault o' mine!"
• "But we ain't gonna rot away in some dinky cell. As long as we have money, we can walk right out!"
• "Hey, take a chilly pilly. Noire, you really gotta learn when to quit being all bossy."
• "Oops, my ears kinda turn off when someone starts crying and talking, so translate for me!"
• "Still, I approve of me. I look pretty hot!"
• "Fatalityyyyyyyyyy!" (After being punched by Tekken)

Purple Heart

• "Without even realizing it, you had appointed one of the Seven Sages as your right-hand man."

Dungeon

• "Jump!" (Jumping)
• "Boing!" (Jumping)
• "I'm a kangaroo!" (Jumping)

Battle

Human

• "I've been waiting for this!" (Turn Start)
• "It should always be my turn! But, games don't work like that, huh?" (Turn Start)
• "I'll Nep your face!" (Turn Start)
• "Chest buster!" (Attacking)
• "Ready, go!"
• "This is a bonus!"
• "Victory is mine!" (Using Victory Slash)
• "Victory Slash!" (Using Victory Slash)
• "Ouch!" (Damaged)
• "You're cruel!" (Damaged)

HDD

• "Anytime." (Turn Start)
• "My turn." (Turn Start)
• "I'll finish this at once." (Turn Start)
• "Mine!" (Attacking)
• "There!" (Attacking)
• "Eat this!" (Attacking)
• "Hi-ya!" (Attacking)
• "Jumping Arts!" (Using Jumping Arts)
• "Front Slash!" (Using Jumping Arts)
• "That was nothing!" (Damaged)
• "Ow!" (Damaged)
• "That's it?" (Damaged)

Megadimension Neptunia VII

General

Human

• "No matter what happens, we'll make it through with my protag ruleset!"
• "I don't know why we can't HDD, but we have to take care of the enemy in front of us first! Let's go for it!" 
• "Seriously, like I know I'm Number 1 on Gamindustri's Hot 100 Chart for Nicest People Ever, but I'm about to get super pissed off!"
• "No no no, if I ran away now, who's gonna be here to help you?! I'm not leaving you here to die, we're doing this together!"
• "We're not unrelated! We're friends! We can't just ignore a friend who's in trouble. It wouldn't feel right to just leave!"
• "Puddiiiiiiiiing! If I don't have any pudding, I'll die! Puddiiiiing!"
• "Let's not sweat the small stuff like logic and plot development! Let's just beat this fool up!"
• "Ooooh! It's Nepgear! I gotta kill her!" (Possessed)
• "No! I don't want this! Uzume! You can't die! You can't break! I'll save you! I swear it, I will! I'll find a way to save you! You can't let yourself break!"
• "We will never forget that you were one of us, Uzume...You were, and always will be, a CPU of Planeptune, Uzume Tennouboshi."

HDD

• "CPU Purple Heart! I have arrived!"
• "Please, listen, B-Sha. Everyone is scared of monsters. Even I'm scared of them. But you don't have to force yourself to overcome your fears. I know you have the courage to accept them instead."
• "If you don't know fear, then you can't be a hero."
• "We will destroy your greedy delusion with the willpower and strength of the people!"
• "...That's right. This is strange. Why did I loathe Nepgear so much...? She's my one irreplaceable, adorable sister. I don't loathe her, I don't even dislike her. In fact, I love her!"
• "I'll carry the weight with you, Nepgear. Uzume's entrusted dreams and her life."

NEXT Form

• "Together, with the wishes of the people and Gold Third, let's go!"
• "S-Sha told us this...if we're able to change the shares into strength, we can create miracles!"
• "Begone, Delusions!"
• "Thank you, Uzume. Because of you, we were able to get out of the whirlpool of delusions."

Dungeon

• "Nep, Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep, Nep Nep." (Idle)
• "Boing!" (Jumping)
• "Jump!" (Jumping)
• "Like a kangaroo!" (Jumping)
• "Found an item!" (Found item)
• "Wonder what's inside!" (Found item)

Battle

Human

• "I'll break the enemy's and the game's balance!" (using Neptune Break)
• "I'll show you my Special Attack #2! Hahaha! Neptune Missiles Fire!" (using HDD Neptune)
• "Victory is in my grasp! Victory Slash!" (using Victory Slash)
• "Check out my new move! I've got this!" (using Delta Slash)
• "Alright! Here it comes! Gotcha!" (using Critical Edge)
• "I'm gonna beat you up!" (using Cross Combination)
• "Well, I AM the protagonist!" (using support skill)
• "My turn!" (turn start)
• "I've been waiting!" (turn start)
• "What should I do?" (turn start)
• "I'll Nep you aaallll up!" (turn start)
• "Your Nep's about to die..." (turn start, low health)
• "Owie!" (took moderate damage)
• "Thanks a bunch!" (received buff or heal from someone)
• "Switching out the protag? Really?" (Switching out)
• "Another one bites the... du..." (KO'd)
• "Neptune has..logged..out..." (KO'd)
• "I'm baaaack!" (revived)
• "Order up!" (defeat enemy)
• "Easy peasy!" (defeat enemy)
• "Later!" (defeat enemy)

HDD

• "I'll attack head on!" (using Cross Combination)
• "My Critical Edge will tear you apart! You're finished!" (using Critical Edge)
• "I'll clean all of you up! Go!" (using 32 bit Megablade)
• "I don't fight for fun! Child's Play!" (using Delta Slash)
• "You don't give up, do you? Then please, have some more!" (Neptune Break EX Finisher)
• "Witness my true strength! Target confirmed. Launch missiles!" (using HDD Neptune)
• "I'll show you the power of the protagonist!" (using support skill)
• "Let's get fired up!" (using support skill)
• "Now, let us begin the battle." (battle start)
• "My turn." (turn start)
• "Who's my opponent?" (turn start)
• "Leave this to me!" (turn start)
• "Let's end this!" (turn start)
• "My wounds.." (turn start, low health)
• "It might be best to heal.." (turn start, low health)
• "So weak." (took low damage)
• "Just a scratch." (took low damage)
• "Is that all?" (took low damage)
• "This is nothing!" (took moderate damage)
• "This...attack!" (took moderate damage)
• "Felt that one!" (took high damage)
• "I'm grateful." (received buff or heal from someone)
• "I'll use an item." (using item)
• "This one." (using item)
• "I'll use this." (using item)
• "How's this?" (using item on someone)
• "I'll leave the rest to you." (Switching out)
• "Next?" (defeat enemy)
• "So weak." (defeat enemy)
• "You're ten years too early!" (defeat enemy)

NEXT Form

• "This is for Gamindustri. Planeptune, Deploy. Endure my longsword. This is your end." (using Dimensional Slice)

Victory

Human

• "Total Victory!"
• "Wohooo!"
• "Hehe, I win!"
• "Justice will always win! Just kidding..."
• "Well, hey! I'M the protagonist! Of course I'd win!"
• "That was pretty tough.."

HDD

• "Easy."
• "You weren't worth transforming for."
• "An obvious victory."
• "Did you witness the power of Planeptune's CPU?"
• "That was a clumsy fight...'

NEXT Form

• "You were too weak to justify using this form."
• "It wasn't supposed to..go like this.."

Level Up

Human

• "Sha lalala la la la!" 
• "Level Up!"

HDD

• "I've grown a step yet again."

NEXT Form

• "As a CPU, I must become stronger."

Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth2 SISTERS GENERATION

General

• "Sweet babycakes, Nep Jr.! You did a dandy job holding the fort for me or whatever!"
• "Blah, blah, emo garbage. Don't talk like that, okay? We scratch each other's backs!"
• "Nep Jr., did you osmose away my popularity? My name's still part of the game's title, so, uh..."
• "Nooooo! Iffy, you're a traitor! Turncoat! Demon! Ogre! Netherlander! Eggplant advocate! You lied to me!"
• "Okay, then let's mamma jamma our way over there now! Time is shorter than our skirts, ladies!"
• "Gotcha. Except I don't. But if you think it'll work, you do your thing, Histy!"
• "They won't get away with putting their grimy hands into my nation's cookie jar! Let's get my home back!"
• "I dunno. I read faces better than words, and yours is like, "AHHH!" Don't worry. You're stupid tough."
• "Hmm... Instead of flapping our mouth wings, we should flap our arm wings and hunt down Arfoire!"
• "Don't bully the weak and helpless! Even the lowest of the low have emotions and feels and stuff!"
• "Game, set, crash. We rule!"
• "Honestly, I think my sister is really hot waifu material." (Chirper)

Purple Heart

• "The rollercoaster has a minimum height requirement, and my human form was not quite tall enough to ride."

Menu

• Super healthy! (full health)
• Only a scratch. (high health)
• I can keep going! (high health)
• I'm feeling pretty so-so. (moderate damage)
• I may need some bandages. (moderate damage)
• Not looking good here... (low health)
• Need...more...health... (low health)

Dungeon

• Jump! (jumping)
• Kanga-nep (jumping)
• Boiiinng (jumping)
• Whoa, what's this? (hidden treasure)
• Lucky! (hidden treasure)
• A flying pudding! Just kidding (idle)
• Oooo... an ant's on my shoe (idle)

Battle

Human

• I gotta act serious.....sometimes.
• Hey, I see an ant. (switching)
• You hit me...
• What!?
• Hoo-hah! (Thunder Break)
• Tada! Special attack number two! (using "HDD Neptune" EXE Drive)
• R-ruuuun!! (escape)

HDD

• Taking it serious...?
• I won't lose!

Victory

• Heh, how do you like my power?
• Feel the power of the heroine... me!

Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3: V Generation

General

• "If I lose, I might seriously die! Die in the game, die in real life! That kind of horror premise exists!"
• "Heh. This is the majesty of a CPU! People see me and run for their lives."
• "Wow, my experience as a faller speaks volumes. It's awesome that I can make them out from way up here."
• "Holy seat cushions! Someone's sprouting out of the earth! Are the mole people making their move!?"
• "Well, blow my cartridge and call me a 64-pin connector! This is a game?! It's crazy retro, guys!"
• "Maybe she's so Pissty that her rage-filled lectures can transcend space and time..."
• "Don't patronize me! I know that 3 days is 72 hours is 4,320 minutes is 259,000 seconds!"
• "Players! Mash the cancel button! Stop her evolution! Please!"
• "NO!! Pull yourself together! No fair, Vert! Don't you use those two flesh pillows to tempt my sister!"
• "Nope, got it! You're a hermaphrodite. You sowed and reaped your own seed!"
• "Ugh! Debug your games properly, Idea Factory International!"
• "Behold, the wild Rom in its natural habitat, hiding behind the foliage of a tall Nep Jr..."

Purple Heart

• "Why bother with statistics when reality has already given you the answer?"

Menu

• Gaze upon the majesty of the series' protagonist. (full health)
• Only a scratch. (high health)
• I'm feeling pretty so-so. (moderate health)
• I may need some bandages. (moderate health)
• Not looking good here... (low health)
• Need...more...health... (low health)

Dungeon

• Jump! (jumping)
• Kanga-nep (jumping)
• Boiiinng (jumping)

Battle

Human

• I'll nep your face! (turn start)
• A wild Neptune appears! (switch in)
• But I'm the main...character... (K.O.'d)
• Neptune has...logged out... (K.O.'d)

Victory

• It's one kajillion times infinity years too early for you to defeat me!

Neptunia: Sisters vs Sisters

General

• "I mean... Is it just me or are these SSR rates just ridiculously too low? Less than 1% is just outraaageous!"